Woodside Park. It appeared that the base could be used to propel the cat through the air, but that would be animal cruelty. And anyway, it didn't work.
Whetstone. This abandoned feline was mere centimetres away from a sign reading "Ginger + white cat found". Putting two and two together I wondered if an emotional reunion might be in order, but the only white on the poor creature was his unattractive McDonalds label.
Totteridge. The second abandoned cat in just one week. This poor feline was crumpled by the roadside in the gutter after a brutal collision. Did the callous driver stop to call for help? Clearly not. But despite sustaining serious injuries, the little fellow seemed cheerful enough.
Totteridge. Hello Kitty? Goodbye Kitty, more like. This poor puss had been abandoned next to Dollis Brook. At least no one tried to drown her, like in the bad old days of unwanted cats.