31/05/15: Abandoned firearm #2

Granby Terrace, NW1. "Water Blaster 3000". How strange to find a second weapon in the same location as the first abandoned firearm. Obviously a dangerous street to live in.

29/05/16: Abandoned princess pendant #2

Totteridge. After finding two Disney princess pendants in just one week I have decided to collect them.

27/05/16: Abandoned princess pendant

Mornington Street, NW1. This may be the same woman spotted near Camden Arts Centre, NW3. In fact, they may both be representations of Cinderella. In a weird modern-day parallel of that story, I tried to track her down via the internet (instead of via her glass slipper). It was not possible to confirm her identify for sure, but there's definitely some kind of princess/Disney thing about this little lady.

26/05/16: Abandoned "Andrea" bracelet

Oakleigh Road North, N20. Andrea, you have lost your bracelet! Andrea?

23/05/16: Abandoned T-shirt

Granby Terrace, NW1 (near Mornington Crescent). The "Keep calm" fad very quickly became tiresome to behold – then it continued and continued until it was deeply annoying. Wisely, someone else realised this and left their "Keep calm and smoke weed" T-shirt on the side of a railway bridge. Let's just hope it was a happy embrace of topless abandon, rather than their final act before jumping into the path of an oncoming train.

21/05/16: Abandoned elephant

East Barnet. There have been many ambiguous creatures found so far, but this little chap was the first elephant.

15/05/16: Abandoned creature #8

Whetstone, outside the Sequoia nightclub. Along with a key and a badge with "Valerie" on it, I found this creature. Debate rages re: whether it is a hedgehog, bush baby or some kind of hybrid of the two. Then again, it may well not be zoologically accurate.

14/05/16: Abandoned cassette #3

East Barnet. "So Fresh Summer", distributed by "RELAX-IN EGYPT". Unlikely to play.

09/05/16: Abandoned shoe #2

Someone left this fetching footwear on the bridge that divides Totteridge from Whetstone. But who does it belong to? It's like a plastic, less glamorous version of the Cinderella story.

09/05/16: Abandoned Minion #2

Whetstone. His friend was spotted a while back in East Barnet – oddly enough, also left on a window sill.

05/05/16: Abandoned bridge

NW3, just over the road from the abandoned lady. Wanted to take this for my cat to sit on and walk across, but there were too many splinters.

08/05/16: Abandoned blonde

Near Camden Arts Centre, NW3. Is she a princess? Or just a regular lady? Unconcerned with social status, I took her home with me anyway.